hey m Back as a Backbencher..................yeah thats the word ......... we r known as...........thats the word we were tagged wid , the very first day i entered my classroom...............and wid this tag ......... all the unlimited fun started..................believe me its a treasure of fun and enjoyment u wont at all get newhere else in the world.
1st year was as usual full of fun and excitement........wid as many as 120 ppl in a single class!!!!!!!!! u can easily imagine the situation of poor teachers..........till then we havent formed our kool group 9 yet............but come 3rd sem .....class was divideded to jst 50 ppl.......and karan and nirmal from IT branch joined me and abhinav in computer science branch...............and since then the last bench had been ours...........a kool airy place...........made more kool by 4 kool ppl .
well u name anything........and every stuff we have tried thr.............most of my novels were completed thr.........abhinav always wid a magazine ........ and nirmal being the most sincere of the 4 tries to listen to boring lectures(we 3 dont even try)..........but fails most of the times............coz we dont let him..........kannu(karan) being the least concerned for studies....though he is most intu...........has got his own things to do...............most of the time sleeping.............and all the crazy and emabarrasing moments that culd have happened in class occurred wen me and kannu sit beside each other.....................coz wen we to sit together.......thn thr r hell lot of things to discuss........everything right from girls , to movies,hot couples in coll,my dream gal "G...L" ,things we gona do that weekend and talking abt teachers' afairs too,deriving new formulas to calculate love cmpatibility .............and we have been caught doing this endless no. of times(though abhinav peridically cautions us that teacher is watching us)..........and its a common scenario we 2 standing together...........or orders summoned to leave the classs.........and i dont know y we dont even feel any shame.the most funny situation is wen any teacher gathers enough strength to ask us any question..........and wen finally he does so........me and kannu r the 1st bakraaas..........and pat comes the reply"i dont know" .....even bfore the question is over..........nirmal looks intell from face so he is never asked any question...........though i m damn sure he wont even be able to ans...........and abhinav does try but to no result...........and more funnier is wen toppers of our class gets up and ans the ques like they have won any sort of battle and proudly takes their sit..........unknowing of the fact that they have been booed a lot from back that no1 even gave a damn or even listened to the ans.
a kool atmosphere at the backbench.........rocking music being played from nokia N series..........for which demand for different songs coming from different parts of the class......making us some sort of DJ.....wid our hands firmly placed on the sound button...........as we have to be pretty fast to turn the sound low wen some teacher once in a blue moon comes back..........and its a funny situation wen teachers come at back side...............all hell loose that time ........ wid all 4 of us searching for our copies ,pens and other study related stuffs...........atleast to show teachers that we r far more studious that those shitty front benchers........and wen teacher finally come to back side...till then we all r in so much poised and calm situation as if nothing was going on thr.........and its a proud feeling wen teacher returns to blackboard all satisfied wid us...........but we dont care coz till then we r back to our own ways....same music,novel,gossip abt how we have fooled the teacher again.and then our chants start......."1...sir plzzz leave us........2..have mercy on us......3...sir next class( i generally say next semester or next year)...4....sir break" ..... some teacher do oblize.......and some show courage to defend but not for too long......and then its time for some maagi brk at the canteen.
it really feels as if kind of two different world exist in the same class..............1 consist of some sincere frontbenchers........all the gals.....a boring teacher.......all wid a single motive.......padhhhhhhhhaaaaaaai!!!!!!!!!! nowadays some toppers have started sitting in the back but wo log wahan bhi padhai karte hain yaar!!!!.....poora environment kharab kar diya hai last benches ka.The other world to the back of class...........whr we ppl totally unaware of the other world coexisting in the class..........no idea abt wat rubbish going on thr........totally indulged in our own relishes.........even teachers have stopped visiting our world.......coz they r well known of the fact that we dont know anything.........but we r no less......getting gud marks and surprising those same teachers......prooving the point that they r useless.......ha ha ha....finally at the end of the day its the BAckbenchers who r winers all the way......i guess u ppl agreee..............coz life is like this only.....fultoooo masti most of the times and bit of studies wen it is extremely required......and still come out wid flying colours.
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fantabulous verma keep it up mate..gud work.
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