That LEGENDARY "very good" paper

hey frnds........i m back after a bit of extended break.....all coz the classes have restarted...........though we havent got so much busy( xams rnt thr)..........but still lots of other non-study related stuffs take our time.................then also i culdnt stop myself putting this 1 account of the very 1st day of our coll after dp vacations...........which is full of hillarious moments..............all the credit goes to Nirmal and his L . E . G . E . N (wait for it) D . A . R . Y act.

so on the eve of our 1st day after vacations we werent feeling even a bit of excitement .......... though coll reopening after a break of 2 weeks should have been enough to fill us wid all the fervour........but i guess ppl in engg feel more comfort staying in home rather than attending those boring classes.................and we r no different than those species.

i was also thinking and was bit down even wid the thought of again attending those 5 long periods on monday.....................but never ever imagined thaton the very first day we gonna have a blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ............. so the story goes like this...........it was AI( artificial intelligence) period ........ and our very own HOD (head of cs department) and probably the koolest teacher on the block.......... came wid our mid-sem papers ........ bringing wid it a lot of useless excitement and buzz among those shitty front benchers.................we backbenchers were as usual normal as xam papers r not the kind of stuffs which gonna incite any excitement within us................we 4 got our papers............and marks( out of 30) in acsending order were like this................Kannu got 18 ....... i got 22 ...... Abhinav got 25 .............. and the Best 1 ............ Ladies and Gentlemen the one and only ........ the legend of AI ......mr Nirmal Jha ................. just managed to get his half marks cut and got a bloody 29.5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now the story starts here..............do u ppl rem wen we used to get comments on our xam papers ... comments like ( very good,excellent,well done)...........nowdays kids r awarded 5 stars on their copies if they behave well in class as abhinav's nephew got..................newayz those were the good old days ......... probably in class 4 or 5 wen we were kids......................but HOLD ON.......................isnt this Engineering.............whr we rnt supposed to have these kiddish things on our paper.....................but the pride of Backbenchers .............. mr nirmal ( i have started Mr since that day out of sheer respect that the comments on his paper generates) ..............not only he got 29.5 out of 30 ( bringing in lots of speculation among front benchers and toppers who dont get a clue that how a backbencher like him can score so much) ............. but GOT a " VERY GOOD" remarks on his paper................probably the first time in the history of any engg student ........... and just the sight of watching this unusual stuff on nirmal's paper brought in 3 of us a pill of uncontrolable laughter that we culdnt stop even though teacher was in the class.................we 3 as usual were in no mood to let this legendary sort of act to pass by and decided to celebrate in our own Grand way ................. so it statrted wid a kool video shoot of nirmal's paper ......... whole paper was scanned .... keeping in mind it can help the future legends of AI!!!!!!!!!...........and it was no less than any1s expectation ......... all the ans xactly according to wat teacer gave us in the notes ( surprisingly he didnt write the bookish stuffs................how intelligent of nirmal naaa!!!!) .......... all the fig. made wid pencil!!!!!!!!( i hardly rem wen i took any pencil to xams ) ........... a neat and clean paper wid 10 out of 10 in every question ....... just half maks were cut in some ques ( must have slipped out of AI's legend's (obviously nirmal yaar) mind)...............the live commentry of the video was officially provided by none other than kannu.
after video shoot ....it was the turn of our very own pics wid the legend Nirmal.........ohhhh sorrry.........not wid Nirmal.............actually wid his legendary " VERY GOOD" paper...............and i tell u i never felt so proud ever in my life..............all this nautanki in the last bench was going on wen teacher was discussing some imp stuffs at the front.............but who cares wen we have got such a legendary situaion wid us..................and we throughly enjoyed ............ culdnt control our laugh................and bechara nirmal .......... his legs were aching till then..........all coz the the leg pulling he has got frm 3 of us!!!!!

So the very 1st day was a blast and ver proud day for us...................coz a backbencher got "very good" in his paper( though he will repent it thruout his life coz the kind of nautanki we did after that) .............. and hamare sar ko uncha kiya .......................... at the end i will like to say just 1 thing ...
WE R PROUD OF U NIRMAL.....................Hi5 for BACHBENCHERS.

hey wait 1 ques left...................i wrote 3 whole pages .... totally filled it ........ i dont know wid wat crap..............but still got mere 0.5 in that ans ........... will any1 explain y the hell was so????????????????????????